Dave's Top Ten Beachcomber Rules from "The Drift" at Beachcomber Swim Club in Center Square, PA

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Dave's Top Ten Beachcomber Rules

rules equals safety 10: Chez Beachcomber does not take table reservations. When dining in the picnic grove, tables are available on a first come basis.

9. Pee-heeuw—we don't like to be driven from the pool on a hot day because a diaper has leaked. Children who are not toilet trained must wear covered diapers or please consider keeping them out of the pool. Smelly diapers must be disposed of in diaper pails located in the women's & men's restroom.

8. Trails of wet toilet paper stick to our feet. Please have an adult escort your children under 5 to the bathroom.

7. Since none of us are on our way to the NBA and can donate breakaway rims, please do not hang on the basketball rims.

6. Gun control is in force at Beachcomber—whether it is a a little squirter or a super soaker. Water gun battles are restricted to the soccer field.

5. While we won't give endorsements to NIKE, sneakers must be worn on the tennis, volleyball and basketball courts.

4. No alcohol at any time

3. Tell Aunt Martha to bring her special potato salad in a plastic bowl, as no glass is permitted at Beachcomber

2. Until Snapple makes a plastic bottle, leave your Snapple at home or switch to a beverage that isn't in a glass bottle. We don't want glass in tiny feet.

1. Three whistles means clear the pool for an emergency rescue.